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When I Say 'Scat,' ...

By CornerBarPR.com® Staff

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Woman calls a carpenter, tells him she has nine cats and that she wants him to build nine cat doors, right over there, in the side of the kitchen wall.

Carpenter says, "Fine, lady. I'll do whatever you pay me to do. But I recommend that you just build one cat door, and let the cats go in and out one after another."

"No, dammit," the lady sez. "When I say 'scat,' I mean 'scat!'"
 

Speed thrills


Like the lady with the cats, we're interested in speed around here, which, when you're serving up an on-line media directory, equates to a better customer experience.

And we've done it. Oh, page loads for our Web site and our on-line media directory already were pretty quick, particularly if you have DSL, cable, or T-1 technology.

Today they're quicker.

You may not care a whit about traffic-shaping technology on the routers that hook you up with CornerBarPR.com® or the Contacts On Tap™ servers, but you certainly should notice the outcome, particularly in our Contacts On Tap media directory.
 

Custom-designed, proprietary stuff


We're pretty proud of our technology around here. There are darn few plug-in modules at your friendly local CornerBar, and none in our proprietary Contacts On Tap on-line media directory. Everything has been custom-designed for the best user experience.

And today, we've raised the speed limit. In a month or so, we'll have some additional new technology on line, and you should see another bump.

In the meantime, just know that we've increased the number of cat doors.

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